Wait a Minute, Wait a Minute!!!

We forgot mouth to anus with chickens!!!.

This was said by a texas legislator, while passing some weird law about sodomy. Now, what I would give to know how he knew about the mouth to anus with chickens, cause this was back in the 70's, he couldn't blame it on the internet.

Anyway... did you know it's illegal to sell dildoes in Texas? They have to be sold as " Educational devices" you know, to help demonstrate safe sex by putting condoms on them. Vibrators are massagers, but, and here's the kicker, buttplugs can be sold freely.

I think that says something about the state, don't you?

In other news, it still is somewhat rainy in my city, yay! And my future's not looking so weird now that I have a father for my kids (if I turn 30 and I'm not married or anything, I'll call a friend up and I'll have a kid with him) and a plan for the end of the world... Now, the end of the world will be brought upon by myself, with a little help from my friends, but that's another thing, I already have a plan for it.
Whoever said planning didn't help face situations, I will pee on your bed... while you're lying on it.
Toodle-oo... I have to go work.